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A post for Patrick.
where is this buffer zone I don’t understand
This is how my sleeping with Weeb’s actually is. I swear.
WHAT IM NOT A BED HOG, WE SLEEP IN OUR ZONES
MICHAEL. YOU ARE TOO LANKY, YOUR LIMBS ARE EVERYWHERE. CLEAN UP THIS MESS.
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My mom went to eat some Greek yogurt last night. After opening it and looking she said “There are tiny breasts in here.”
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Jehovah’s Witnesses are some disturbing motherfuckers
I wanna go ride bikes
are they really like that?
Why would you not donate that toy instead of throwing it away? I think that grosses me out just as much as his mom making him obey their Psychic Space Wizard Overlord Jehovah by throwing away a wizard toy.
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Ten Things To Do When You Feel Like Crap:
1. Have a really hot, long shower. Cry if you need to. Sit on the ground. Feel sorry for yourself. Let the steam soak into your skin. Let the hot water wash your face clean. But the moment you turn off that water, you are done feeling sorry for yourself. Make a decision to move on from that sadness.
2. Clean. I know, cleaning is boring and annoying - but how about that feeling you get when you are finished? The smell of the vacuum. That feeling of accomplishment? Who knows, you might even find money along the way. Totally worth it. It’s like starting with a clean slate.
3. Call a friend you haven’t spoken to for a while. If your first choice doesn’t pick up, choose someone else. Ask them all about how their lives are going and tell them about yours. Not only will it take your mind off whatever crappy thing you have been plagued by, but you will laugh with them! Laughing triggers endorphins and endorphins make you happy!
4. Go for a run or a walk. This get’s your endorphins and dopamine going crazy. You will get more energy and more happiness just because the chemicals in your body are running around!
5. Stop and take it all in. Walking in the night? Stop and look at the stars. Breathe in the cold air. Feel alive.
6. Stop whining. Ever heard the saying “love life and life will love you back”? Or, the idea of the power of attraction? It’s true! If you sit around saying “why me, waaaaa waaaa” then bad things will happen to you. You’re already defeated. If you start saying, “I will be happy, I will accomplish my ambitions, I will find love, I do look amazing, I am a great friend” etc., then not only will you start to believe them but you will be amazed at what amazing things start to happen.
7. Drink tea. This always works. Not a tea fan? Try hot water with a slice of lemon and some agave syrup.
8. Make a conscious decision to stop holding certain grudges. We all have people we have held grudges on in the past. Let them go. If you feel like you owe this person an apology, don’t be too proud. Send them a sincere facebook apology. Sincerity is in the intent, so even if it’s a 2 sentence apology - as long as you mean it it’s worth it.
9. Cook some really nice, warm food. Stimulate your taste buds with anything as simple as two minute noodles or as lavish as a three course garlic bread, pasta bake, chocolate mousse triple combo.
10. Write down a list of goals to achieve for the week. As simple as “buy insect repellent” or as large as “jog for 25 minutes non stop” and tick them off when they’re done. You will feel very accomplished and that alone will help pep up your mood!
xoxox
I dont really reblog stuff like this but, I know some friends who need to learn how to do these things!
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Remembering the good old days.
I just want everyone to know that I’m wearing pants very very similar to this, right now.
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This is creepin’ me out
NO. I don’t want that.
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My favorite color is “small potatoes”
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my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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seth-vs-world asked: You posted a GIF from Samurai Champloo a long time ago or something, and I was reading a bunch of your posts on your tumblr and because of that I discovered Samurai Champloo and it's absolutely awesome so HERE'S A GIANT INTERNET HUG YOU SUPERHERO
SAMCHAM WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE FOR YEARS, I seriously am KIND OF EMBARRASSED of how obsessed I was, but NO REGRETS. I still love it so much, it’s stupid how close that show is to my heart. But YES IM GLAD YOU DISCOVERED IT, it’s fucknig amazing and everyone needs to know what an incredible director Shinichiro is. :’D
Anonymous asked: So I saw your post of trans* resources and I was wondering if you have any idea how to go about getting a cheap STP packer (with a nipple). I've attempted making my own and doing the whole "medicine spoon" thing, but those just don't work out for me. I just feel really dysphoric all of the time and I think being able to stand and pee would help that a bit. I'm also a huge germophobe and I'm going to be living away from home for the summer...
I have no idea honestly. I was interested in getting an STP as well, but after quite a bit of searching, I wasn’t able to find anything that was under $50ish that was anything close to what I wanted, so I decided I’d just attempt to make one later. The cheapest and most customizable way to go about it is really just making your own. Sorry I can’t help more! :( STPs are a tough one.
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This is geared towards my FtM watchers, but I’m sure some of you non-transfolk would be interested in this as well.
For FtMs, sex can be pretty dysphoric. Luckily there’s some options out there to help us compensate for the areas we often fall short in, including some really awesome things on EdenFantasys (the same sex toy website I’ve mentioned before about the packers that’s super trans-friendly), one of those things being strapless strap ons! If you’ve never seen one of these before, they probably sound INCREDIBLY weird. It’s a simple concept though, instead of gearing up and putting your dildo of choice in a harness, you simply hold in your “dick” with your kegel muscles (or anal muscles), no leather or fabric between you and your partner, and you get stimulation too! Eden is wonderful enough to carry a pretty big variety of these, including the Feeldoe series, the Share series, the Fetish Fantasy Elite, and a few that are lesser heard of.
To start off, the famous Feeldoe series! The Feeldo series is great, they have a wide variety of sizes and types, plus they vibrate on top of having clitoral stimulation ridges, and of course are 100% pure silicone. They can be worn anally or vaginally, but from what I’ve heard, the bulb is a bit small for vaginal so make sure your kegel muscles are in decent shape! The bulbs are the same on every size, which can be a good or a bad thing depending on how they fit you. The best part about the Feeldos for FtMs is that they produced TWO different Feeldo Realdoes, the original Realdoe and the Realdoe Slim! They’re decently realistic, which I can imagine would be awesome for someone who had a lot of dysphoria while using strap ons so you don’t have something purple or hot pink sticking out between your legs. :P If you’re concerned about hurting your partner and the Feeldoe and Realdoe are too big for you, and you don’t like the look of the Realdoe Slim, they also offer the Feeldoe Slim that comes in a nice saturated blue. For those of you looking for something larger, the Feeldoe More and Stout may work for you! The Feeldoe series ranges in price on Eden from around $85-$130 depending on the model.
The Share series has a larger size jump between their 3 models than the Feeldoe series, plus the bulbs are larger, curved (for g-spot or p-spot stimulation) but it doesn’t vibrate. The larger bulb makes it easier to hold in for those of you with weaker kegel muscles, providing more internal stimulation, but less outer stim. The Share doesn’t have clitoral stimulation ridges, but instead has a larger piece that lets the Share sit higher on the pelvis, closer to where a bio-penis would sit. The Share comes in 3 sizes, the tiny and short XS, the original size, and the rather intimidating XL, all have a couple different color choices. 100% pure silicone. The Share series ranges in price from about $70-$110 on Eden.
The Fetish Fantasy Elite by Pipedream only comes in one size and one color, has a rather small bulb but provides excellent g-spot or p-spot stimulation, if you can keep it in! The FFE is also pure silicone. There’s incentive to work out those kegels, there’s extra stimulating ridges on the wearer’s end, plus a curvy shape for the receiver that you may prefer over the normal penis-shaped norm. No vibrations, but at half the price of the Shares and Feeldoes this may be a good option. If you can’t keep it in with your kegel or anal muscles alone, you can always throw on a pair of underwear and slip it through the hole, but that sort of defeats the purpose of a strapless strap on. Available for $45 from Eden.
The Loverider is a firmer strapless strap on, available in 2 colors (magenta “purple” and black), does not vibrate, and has a classic butt-plug shaped bulb on the wearer’s side. While not as difficult to hold in as the FFE, you still need decently strong kegels or anal muscles to keep it in place. No stimulating ridges on the wearer’s end, but the receiver’s end has a bulbous lightly curved head that is perfect for g-spot or p-spot stimulation! Simple and sleek design, it’s available from Eden for $60.
The Nexus Sr. and Jr. are definitely one of the stranger shaped strapless strap ons. From reading reviews, this one seems pretty difficult to keep in place, unfortunately you’re probably going to need a harness or some underwear for this one unless you have some killer kegels/anal muscles. No vibrations or stimulating clitoral ridges, but the Sr. comes in a really cool color and has a huge head for extra stimulation on the receiver’s end. There’s a lot of people who are loyal and trusting of Nexus, so I’m sure this one isn’t too bad. Both sizes are about $68 on Eden.
The Swirly Duce duo are definitely the strangest strapless strap ons I’ve ever seen. I’m not entirely sure what to make of these honestly! But if you’re a glass toy lover, and/or a double penetration lover, these may be perfect for you! The Swirly Duce original has a larger vaginal “bulb” (which is big enough to just be called a dildo at this point) that is swirled with texture, and a smaller smooth anal “bulb”, connected to the textured receiver’s end. Unfortunately these can only be used by a female bodied person, and requires double penetration for use, BUT, that makes it incredibly easy to keep in place, giving it extra stability for even your roughest “sessions”. The Swirly Duce Jr. has a larger anal portion and smaller smooth vaginal one, and the shaft on the receiver’s end is shorter but the same girth and texture. They’re the same toy, except the smooth dildo’s location is moved. There’s some talk of it being uncomfortable, it doesn’t work for everyone and it’s material means there’s NO give at all, and obviously it doesn’t vibrate. Both sizes are available on Eden for $35, which is pretty cheap, so if you like glass this is definitely a good option!
I’ve searched Eden for all of their strapless strap ons, this looks like it. If you find another, please let me know and I’ll add it! There’s a few that are debatable whether they qualify as “strapless strap ons”, but I won’t list those.
If you don’t already know, your kegel muscles are your pelvic wall muscles, this is the stuff that contracts when you orgasm and what holds in your pee! You can work these out simply by flexing them (all sexes can do this, not just females) or buying a kegel exerciser (which Eden also carries a wide variety of) which I’ve heard some really wonderful stories about.
Don’t forget that you can get discounts or potentially save up and get one of these for FREE by using your Eden Points that you earn by simply being active on the site! AND don’t forget that you can get free gifts with anything you buy, check out the front page’s ad on the right side to see what the current free gifts are (there’s always one with any order and a $70+ order one) plus the link at the top for even more free stuff.
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hootaloo reblogged your post: dear hoot
i think you can you just won’t do it for me and that really pisses me off
well you’ve never done it for me so why should I take the time to do it >:V
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dear hoot
hootaloo replied to your post: so this random person
i think its a good idea
if I could projectile poop for you, I would <3
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